So apparently obnoxious lights just give me headaches but obnoxius sounds give me painful fits. Good to know, body. Good to fucking know....a la3 days ago
That awkward moment when you ex's current crush is possibly hitting on you on OkCupid.......a la5 days ago
I had a really, REALLY good night last night. [/tmi moment]...a la6 days ago
Why yes, I DID just see a 90-year-old, hump-backed man riding a motorcycle. The world is a strange, fascinating place....a la2 weeks ago
Sweet, sweet nectar of the gods. Make your way to my mouth......a la2 weeks ago
My brother... Is having an epic panick attack. O__o...a la2 weeks ago
I just need to work on myself I just need to work on myself I just need to work on myself...........a la3 weeks ago
Yup. Time to leave this job for something better. I'm going nowhere here no matter how hard I work....a la1 month ago
The POTTERMORE Sorting Hat put me into Ravenclaw. Should I be surprised? ;P...a la1 month ago
The goggles meant to protect me from chemicals gave me a goggle-shaped chemical burn. FML....a la1 month ago
Glad to know I'm not the only one with a bleeding heart when it comes to helpless animals. Yay....a la1 month ago
Waiting at vet with sick wild baby bird but vet isn't open yet. Worked overnight last night. Time for an hour's nap in the car ahahaha!...a la1 month ago
That awkward moment when you come home from work to see a dead guy (Steve Irwin) on TV......a la1 month ago
Hanging out in Oaklawn w/ @hellspearx17 tonight. Having fun, running from teh creepers, dancing and fishing for fuuuuuuuun! ;D...a la1 month ago
May be getting a car in the next day or two. Woohoo!...a la1 month ago
What a pretty cat. I hope s/he returns home soon.